寫作灌錄情感，寫作制造情感，寫作把情感奶酪撐出一個個空洞，寫作把情感蘇打餅紮出一個個針眼，寫作往情感火龍果里填充數粒芝麻。當你從中午醒來，太陽透過窗戶投射出你房間中漫天的灰塵時你不會選擇寫作，而是第一時間打開窗戶。直到你在抽屜角落翻出一本也不幸落滿灰的筆記本時你開始寫作，直到你在電腦桌面的角落里瞥見一個被遺忘已久的文件夾時你開始寫作。

在桌面上堆滿文件夾可不是一個好習慣。

電腦專家如是說。然而他忘了哪里都是文件夾。有人說世界很簡單是我們想的太覆雜，有人說世界很覆雜是我們想的太簡單。而一些指半瓶水為半瓶尿而不是以“啊只有半瓶了”“哇還有半瓶呀”的態度看待人生的朋友會說：計劃生育都沒攔住我，不鬧點事都不值當。

於是我們廣泛利用這些文件夾。我們用這些文件夾建立資本主義共產主義社會主義無政府主義官僚主義民主政體專制政體希特勒國家元首蒸熊掌清炒姜絲小熊維尼。讓我試著打出一個積分符號：∂∑……œøå˚ßµ¬œπåø¨Ω˙ß～∂˙ƒ©ƒ´嘗試了這麽多按鍵組合都是錯的˙……∂π∑´ƒ……´ƒß∂ƒƒƒƒ ƒ      ƒ好的那麽就用它了。

積分我的人生後你會在文件夾最內側的夾層翻出多出來的“C”。請注意，文具店老板指正，具有多層結構的文件夾用“風琴包”一詞描述更為恰當。風琴，口琴，管風琴，harmonica， organ，organic。

在桌面上堆滿文件夾可不是一個好習慣。

Writing instils emotion, writing creates emotion, writing makes a hole in the emotional cheese, writing puts a pinhole in the emotional soda pop, writing fills the emotional dragon fruit with sesame seeds. When you wake up in the middle of the day and the sun casts a cloud of dust in your room through the window you don’t choose to write, you open the window first thing. You don’t start writing until you rummage in the corner of a drawer and find a notebook that is also unfortunately covered in dust, and you don’t start writing until you catch a glimpse of a long-forgotten folder in the corner of your computer’s desktop.

Stacking folders on your desktop is not a good habit.

So says the computer expert. Yet he forgets that there are folders everywhere. Some say the world is simple because we think too much, others say the world is complicated because we think too much. And some people who refer to half a bottle of water as half a bottle of urine instead of looking at life with an attitude of ‘ah, only half a bottle,’ ‘wow, there is still half a bottle ah’ will say: family planning did not stop me, it’s not worthwhile not to make a fuss.

So we make extensive use of these folders. We used these folders to build capitalism communism socialism anarchy bureaucracy democracies autocracies Hitler heads of state steamed bear paws sautéed ginger Winnie the Pooh. Let me try to type an integral symbol: ∂∑……œøå˚ßµ¬œπåø¨Ω˙ß~∂˙ƒ©ƒ´ Tried so many key combinations all wrong ˙……∂π∑´ƒ… …´ƒß∂ƒƒƒƒ ƒ ƒ ƒ ƒ Ok then use it.

After you have integrated my life you will find the extra ‘C’ in the innermost folder of the folder. Please note that, as the stationery shop owner pointed out, a folder with multiple layers would be better described as an ‘organ case’. Organ, harmonica, organ, harmonica, organ, organic.

Stacking folders on your desktop is not a good habit.

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